Richard Brathwait

Richard Brathwait (or Brathwaite, Braithwaite; 1588 – 4 May 1673) was an English poet.
Quotes
- A wily wench there was (as I have read)
Who us’d to capricorn her husband’s head.- "A Cuckold with a Witnesse", A Strappado for the Devil (1615)
- Skin more pure than Ida’s snow,
Whiter far than Moorish milk,
Sweeter than ambrosia too,
Softer than the Paphian silk,
Indian plumes or thistle-down,
Or May-blossoms newly blown,
Is my mistress rosy-pale,
Adding beauty to her veil.- "Mounting Hyperboles", The English Gentlewoman (1631)
- To Banbury came I, O profane one!
Where I saw a Puritane-one
Hanging of his cat on Monday,
For killing of a mouse on Sunday.- Barnabæ Itinerarium, or Barnabee's Journal (1638, under the pseudonym "Corymbæus") pt. 1
- I'd rather die Maid, and lead apes in Hell
Than wed an inmate of Silenus' Cell.- The English Gentelman and Gentelwoman (1640), in a supplemental tract, The Turtle's Triumph. Phrase "lead apes in hell" found in his Drunken Barnaby's Journal...Bessy Bell (ed. 1716). Massinger, The City Madam, Act II, Sc. 2 · Shirley, The School of Compliments (1637) · Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew, Act II, Sc 1